Books By Jack Kean

SELF PUBLISHED AND SOLD THOUSANDS! 

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Why would you take a nude Caribbean cruise? Fifty per cent of Americans are overweight. The fastest growing segment of our population is people over seventy. If I want to see a naked old fat person I take a shower.

Lately I’ve seen a lot of people wearing shorts who should not be exposing themselves to innocent children. I know you’ve seen these folks. Don’t you ever want to walk up to them and say, “After you put on those shorts did you look in the mirror?”

For those of you considering taking a nude cruise let me suggest a few tests to determine whether it is a good idea. Bend over and grab your knees. If you consider this a stretching exercise a nude cruise is not a good idea. Grab the skin over your knees and pull. If you are reminded of a taffy pull at grandmothers, you shouldn’t take a nude cruise. Now, put your arms out like wings and flap them three times very hard. If the backs of your arms keep flapping, forget the nude cruise.

 

NOW AVAILABLE ONLY ON KINDLE - BUT FOR $.99 IT IS A BARGAIN THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE OR DOWNRIGHT LAUGH OUT LOUD!  CLICK HERE!

 

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 You May Not Be Old Now BUT, will make you laugh about growing older.  Hey, might as well laugh about it.  Chapters titled Ads, Diapers and Chuck E'Cheese; Don't Act Your Age; and Darn Right I Want That Senior Discount will bring smiles to you and your older relatives.  Available at amazon.com for Kindle or paperback.  CLICK HERE!

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 First novel, published by Genesis Press.  You can still find an old copy on Amazon.  Not available for Kindle. 

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 Originally published in 1922 by my Great-great Uncle Rev. Joel D. Rice.  It was quite interesting for me to research this relative and re-publish his work.  Available on Kindle or paperback.  CLICK HERE!

 LATEST BOOK, REALLY A LONG SHORT STORY!

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So this is how it began.  Four losers and a Greaser sitting at a sleazy bar and grill hoping to find a way to make money without breaking a sweat, raising a blister, or facing the dreaded paper cut.

Have some fun with Billy Ray Saturday and Redneck Heaven.  Available on Kindle for $.99 and in paperback for under $5.  Click Here!

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 Murder In Boone, the primary short story in this collection, is a murder mystery set in the mountains of North Carolina.  Boone is where people go to escape the heat of summer.  Close by are towns with colorful names like Banner Elk and Blowing Rock.  Retirees in their recreational vehicles park for the summer.  But murder?  Murder in Boone?  Available at amazon.com for Kindle ($.99) or paperback.  Click Here!

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What If The Winner Dies, is my favorite mystery.  It takes you from the mountains of Colorado to the backwoods of Mississippi with plenty of twists and turns.  Available on amazon.com for Kindle. $.99  CLICK HERE!

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How to Decide If An RV Is For You, is a short ebook that provides information about owning an RV.  This is a very basic book, with some humor thrown in for good measure.  Available at amazon.com for Kindle.  CLICK HERE!

 

Thank you for looking over my work.  I hope you find something of interest.  Bringing enjoyment to others is the only reason for writing.  Feel free to send any comments to me HERE.

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